By: Moose
Jake: So when do we Jews get to set the final phase of our Zionist plot for world domination in motion? Gekko: As soon as we have stolen all of the inferior gentiles money and destroyed their...
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I may be missng the point about these laser fusion jokes, but its a real thing. [mobile.nytimes.com]
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“Kid, the way the highest tranche of a CDO–wait, hang on, I think we just ran over Sharon Stone.” *looks in rearview* “Yep, we did. Get the shovel out of the trunk.”
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@chadfart That article must be some kind of a sick joke. We all know there is no such thing as an Italian scientist. Next thing I know you’ll be telling me there are black doctors and Irish philosophers…
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Several weeks later: Gekko: “Bud Fox used to tell me, and this is the only goddamn thing I learned from him, that you never pay more than a $1000 an hour for a hooker.” *points to crotch* “That’s what...
View ArticleBy: fancyshark
This is like Mad Libs… Gekko: You can’t make Pineapples without breaking a few Spider-Man.
View ArticleBy: Derrrrrrr
@Dingus – you’re (almost) quoting Marx, but something tells me you don’t quite understand the ol’ Mani. “The supremacy of the proletariat will cause THEM [not 'us'] to vanish still faster.” And “them”...
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<i>Hey kid, if happiness is the state of being happy, then what's the state of being a snow pea?</i> "Snow peaness?" <i> yes it is, just look</i> *whips out dick*
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“Before I put Hitler into context for you, know that if it wasn’t for him, my family would still be peasants living in some shtetl in Poland, without a thousand dollar bill to our name”.
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And the best one was left out: “I like mirror, i wrote scarface, go fuck yourself!”
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Listen to me yuh little shit – when you get your ass raped by twenty black cocks for over a decade then you can come up with the snappy one liners! Now wash my balls or else I’ll show you a real oral...
View ArticleBy: Larry
Scarier even than the smell of Oliver Stone is the fact that I don’t know whether some of these comments are actual lines from the movie.
View ArticleBy: ZeroCharisma
Mr. Fusion: The future of my car’s power and the power of my tree getting out of here.
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“If you don’t understand what outstanding shares are, then I suggest you fuck a baby!”
View ArticleBy: Morton Salt
Gravellytas? Isn’t that the new muppet on Sesame Street voiced by Harvey Fierstein?
View ArticleBy: Patty Boots
All of the nonsense metaphors make me think of Bruce Dickinson. NEVER QUESTION BRUCE DICKINSON.
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Laser Fusion sounds like a title of a lecture given by someone named Dr. Mallory Scientist (played by Audrina Patridge, wearing a labcoat and glasses) at an event called Physicsfest, in a...
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“The supremacy of the proletariat will cause us to vanish still faster. United action of the leading civilized countries, at least, is one of the first conditions for the emancipation of the proleta…....
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“Son, the stock market is like a flock of birds. Those on the outside do all the flapping, and those on the inside just catch their updraft, while we shit on the heads of the tourists at the pier”.
View ArticleBy: Watanabex
Guys save me $4 and tell me if charlie sheen makes a cameo in this or not
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Bah, these are little more than Ferengi “Rules of Acquisition” on crack: “A wise man can hear profit whilst breaking the wind.” “The bigger the smile, the sharper the uvula.” “Dignity and an empty...
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LASER FUSION: Gillette has hired mad scientists to finally put an end to this bullshit with Schick.
View ArticleBy: Vince Mancini
Bex, simply ask yourself this question: “Would Entourage have a Charlie Sheen cameo?” (Yes.)
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[Hoses down Scrooge McDuck with Dip, jumps in that little Jew’s money vault] Laser Fusion was the worst Radiohead album, evar!
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this move would’ve been so much better if it focused on charlie sheens character instead and Gecko moves in with him after he’s out of prison and Geckos fat retarded son comes along to live with them,...
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Hey baby, is it just me, or are you a dyke-haired midget ginger who’s at best a seven when I’m drunk? How the fuck are you in this movie again?
View ArticleBy: Morton Salt
“…It’s gone viral.” My mother-in-law still doesn’t understand that this doesn’t mean your computer will be corrupted by hackers if you watch the video of the sneezing panda.
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So Vinky, does this count as a full review? Also, Is anybody else shedding tears at what has happened to Vic Macky? I mean, playing that refried bean looking fuck in that superhero movie piece of shit...
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“You can hand me a dollar and I can turn it into a thousand. You can hand me a thousand and I can lose $999 of them, because that’s the market, and I’m a dickweed.”
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Cool, just wondering how bad this POS really is because from the ads I was fairly certain it was ‘Fek’s can after burrito night’ bad. GGgggrrr… extreme motorcycling in the Adirondacks! Yeargh, extreme...
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“Win, lose, or draw, it’s what you do to the other guy that goes into the spank bank.”
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“I have been on top, and I have been in the abyss, but I have always kept my pants.”
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